yes this page is inspired by the magnus archives. ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon these wretched sites!!!!! the brainrot has been here for two years now...
this site is still a wip so come back later
12/29/2025 - rehaul of the entire site! it's been a year since i visited this and i wanted a fresh start.
8/1/2024 - moved blinkies to the stamp wall and tidied things up.
6/15/2024 - added an audio player and fleshed out the stamp wall.
hello jon, apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce myself. i’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. i wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. so just listen. now, shall we turn the page and try again?
